atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
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No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
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WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
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