Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I want to have your abortion
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
