sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
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I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
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I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
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