she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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