remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
im holly from the hills drunk
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
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No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
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He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Terrible idea I love it
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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