well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
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Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
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I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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