Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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