Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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