They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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