So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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