So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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