problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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