shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.