She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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