I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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