I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
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We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
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Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
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