We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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