Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
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I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
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I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
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