Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
is wine microwaveable?
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
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