Hey man sorry I got all grabby
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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