Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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