hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
You brought string cheese to the strip club
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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