the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
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You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
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I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
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