my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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