your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
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Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
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I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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