Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
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