okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
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why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
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You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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