haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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