Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
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You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
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Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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