omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
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I love having hate sex.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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