I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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