I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
She said her name was "party"
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
did i just pee glitter
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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