I want to make a zoo with you.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
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