New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
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dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
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so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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