marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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