The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
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Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
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Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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