I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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