Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
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as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
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I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?