I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I looked at my own cervix.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling