I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is