Its about making memories worth repressing
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
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the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
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My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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