Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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