dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
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i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
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yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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