we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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