dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I fill condoms, not promises.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
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