Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
i would punch a child for taco bell
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
Randomize