So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I need moral support for this bender
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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