You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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