HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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