hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
well you can't waste a boner
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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