Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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