You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Randomize
