I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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