Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
