When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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