yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
You left your phone here
Wait...
Randomize
