you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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