my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
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he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
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Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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